"You would think just hanging around naked would be enough, but no, you have to do things as well. For example, receive mountain climbing instruction. Let your imagination go to work on that idea for a moment…”
"…While it didn’t happen in seventh grade, I now know what it means to be able to fully appreciate the female form without the hindrance of courtship…" More
Not exactly what June and Ward Cleever would have on their coffee table.
Monet had the right idea (or was it Manet?). A picnic in the park or woods with a girl, especially if she’s naked, makes for a good lunch. Frankly, it’s hard to think of a better way to spend the afternoon.